A guy walks into a bar in Sausalito
I like to tell jokes. I wrote a book. Ex-military. Martial artist. White water river guide.. Been to all 50 US states. Lived in Australia & Japan. Janelle, was raised in So Cal. in Orange. She ran a restaurant serving several hundred people/day. She catered weddings, & owned a cupcake business that was so popular, she was getting requests & orders 5 yrs after she closed. She's been in customer service most her life & loves to make people happy.
Fun Facts & Favorites
🎖️ My work: Retired Security
🏅 Fun fact: 2nd generation Olympic hopeful
🍽️ For guests, I always: Carry breakfast to their rooms
🐱 Pets: 3 cats – Mac, Cheese, and Fettuccine
🎓 Where I went to school: Shawnee High, Weber State, Univ Maryland
🎶 Favorite song in school: Don't Stop Believing
🗣️ Speaks: English
🎯 I’m obsessed with: Knife throwing
🏝️ Lives in: Utila, Honduras
🏡 What makes my home unique: Breakfast in bed, beachfront, Water Cay
🍳 What’s for breakfast: Eggs, cheese, homemade sausage, fruit
Places I Visit
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